Shitpost, or Sound Advice

"boredalways" (boredalway666) 07/16/2018 at 21:05 • Filed to: Shitpost or sound advice?

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What a strange, licensed candy

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Yet it offers such sage advice

Mmm, I think this is sound advice.

WilliamsSW > boredalways 07/16/2018 at 21:15

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This made me think of Jonestown for some reason.

Which would be a really bad sponsor for juice flavored candy. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > boredalways 07/16/2018 at 21:37

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I opened a Jones soda once and it simply read "You should go lie low for a while". I haven't had one since.

Urambo Tauro > boredalways 07/16/2018 at 21:44

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They still make those? Tasty.

boredalways > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/16/2018 at 21:58

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You're missing out.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/16/2018 at 21:58

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Haven’t had a Jones soda, or a life? I’m hoping the former.

boredalways > Urambo Tauro 07/16/2018 at 22:00

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a shame it lacks flavor

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > boredalways 07/16/2018 at 22:42

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I'm sorry but when bottle cap messages start to get creepy it means it’s time to not drink them anymore.

pip bip - choose Corrour > boredalways 07/17/2018 at 05:25

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sound advice indeed